On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
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it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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