can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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