I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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