Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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