no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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