I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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