took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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