This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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