I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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