I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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