Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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