that's an acceptable place to lick
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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