It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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