someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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