I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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