Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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