turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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