Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I seem to have left my pride at pride
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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