I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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