Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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can u get pink eye on your cock?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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