Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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