we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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