Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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