They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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