so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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