If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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