Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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