When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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