so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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