i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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