she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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