I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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