Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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