haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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