You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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