Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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