Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Can I color on your dick again?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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