everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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