It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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