fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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