Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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