Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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