i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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