Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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