Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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