dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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