i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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