Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
look no pants
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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