yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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