And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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